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Venus O'Hara

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HIGIENE I CURA PERSONAL

PERSONAL HYGIENE AND GROOMING

· Banyar-se - To have a bath

· Deixar créixer (cabells, ungles) - To vgrow (hair, nails)

· Depilar-se amb cera - To wax

· Depilar-se les celles - To pluck (eyebrows)

· Dutxar-se - To have a shower

· Exfoliar - To exfoliate

· Fer-se fer la manicura - To get a manicure

· Fer-se fer la pedicura - To get a pedicure

· Fer pudor - To stink

· Hidratar - To moisturise

· Llimar les ungles - To file (nails)

· Netejar - To cleanse

· Olorar - To smell

· Rasurar - To shave

· Passar-se el fil dental - To floss

· Rentar-se - To wash

· Rentar-se les dents - To brush your teeth

· Retallar - To trim

· Suar - To sweat

· Tenir mal alè - To have bad breath

· Tallar (els cabells) - To cut (hair)

· Tallar (les ungles) - To clip (nails)

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vocabulari vocabulary

AL LAVABO

IN THE BATHROOM n cura facial facial care

· Bastonets - Cotton buds

· Cotó - Cotton wool

· Crema hidratant - Moisturiser

· Crema netejadora - Cleanser cura dels cabells hair care depilació hair removal cura dental dental care n

· Cera - Wax

· Condicionador - Conditioner

· Espuma - Mousse

· Gel - Gel

· Laca - Hairspray

· Pinta - Comb

· Raspall - Brush

· Xampú - Shampoo

· Depiladora - Epilator

· Màquina d’afaitar - Razor

· Pinces - Tweezers

· Tisores - Scissors

· Col·lutori - Mouth wash

· Fil o seda dental - Dental floss

· Pasta de dents - Toothpaste

· Raspall de dents - Toothbrush n n n cura del cos body care

· Desodorant - Deodorant

· Esponja - Sponge

· Gel de bany - Shower gel

· Sabó - Soap cura de les mans hands care n

· Acetona - Nail varnish remover

· Crema per a les mans - Hand cream

· Llima d’ungles - Nail file, emery board

· Pintaungles - Nail varnish

· Raspall d’ungles - Nail brush maquillatge make-up

· Base - Foundation

· Brillant de llavis - Lipgloss

· Corrector - Concealer

· Llapis de celles - Eyebrow pencil

· Perfilador de llavis - Lipliner

· Perfilador d’ulls - Eyeliner

· Pestanyes postisses - False eyelashes

· Pintallavis - Lipstick

· Pólvores - Powder

· Protector de llavis - Lipbalm

· Rímel - Mascara

· Ombra - Eyeshadow

· Ungles postisses - False nails n gramàtica

grammar

ADVERBIS DE FREQÜÈNCIA

ADVERBS OF FREQUENCY

Els adverbis de freqüència es fan servir per expressar la periodicitat d’una acció determinada. Acostumen a anar davant del verb, a EXCEPCIÓ del verb «to be».

We use adverbs of frequency to say how often we do things. Adverbs of frequency go before all verbs EXCEPT the verb «to be».

exemples

· Alguna vegada - Sometimes

· Habitualment - Usually

· Mai - Never

· Rarament - Rarely

· Sempre - Always

· Sovint - Often

· I always have a shower in the morning.

· I usually pluck my eyebrows every

other day.

· I often shave my legs when I have

my shower.

· I sometimes let my pubic hair grow.

· I rarely have a bath.

· I never use hairspray.

exemples amb to be

· I am always smooth.

· He is never late for the hairdresser.

cada quan...?

how often do you...?

· Diàriament - Everyday

· Dia sí, dia no - Every other day

· Els dilluns - Every Monday

· Cada sis mesos - Every six months

· Un cop a la setmana/al mes - Once a week/month

· Un parell de vegades a la setmana/al mes - Twice a week/month

· Tres vegades a la setmana/al mes - Three times a week/month

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EXERCICI 1

practica amb el company o companya!

Fes les preguntes següents al teu company o companya. T’ha de donar respostes llargues.

Ara respon-les-hi tu.

EXERCICI 2

adverbis de freqüència

Always · usually · often · sometimes · rarely · never

Completa las frases amb un dels adverbis de freqüència de la llista següent. IMPORTANT! Hi pot haver més d’una resporta correcta.

She ____________ waxes her pussy. She loves to be hairy.

I __________ go on a diet. Only before my summer holidays.

He __________ washes himself after sex. He is obsessed with personal hygiene.

We ___________ shower in the morning, except at the weekend.

I _________ let my boyfriend shave my pubic hair, when he promises to be careful.

My girlfriend _________ wears clothes at home, she loves to be naked.

He _________ gives his girlfriend a foot massage, but she says she would like more.

They _________ shower together. Their shower is too small for two people.

She _________ wears make-up. She feels naked without it.

He _________ waxes his legs. Only when he is training for the annual cycling race.

exercicis exercises

EXERCICI 3

Escriu les parts del cos:

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EXERCICI 4

Subratlla l’adjectiu que no es fa servir per descriure la part del cos esmentada:

exemple

Breasts: pert · saggy · firm · thin

Thighs: wobbly · fat · pert · hairy

Bikini line: hairy · waxed · smooth · fat

Face: pretty · fit · ugly · gorgeous

Hair: curly · wobbly · long · thin

Cock: hard · firm · soft · curly

Bum: firm · saggy · pert · erect

Nipples: hard · sensitive · soft · muscular

Lips: bony · full · wet · thin

Body: obese · fat · toned · bobbed

Skin: smooth · rough · soft · stiff

9) _ h _ _ h

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El cos humà – The human body

PERVERTINÒMETRE

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Al llit

In bed vocabulari vocabulary

llit podem descobrir què podem fer amb el nostre cos, sols o en companyia. Tot, des dels preliminars fins a l’orgasme.

In bed we can discover the things we can do with our bodies, either on our own or with others. Everything from foreplay to orgasms.

PRELIMINARS

FOREPLAY

· Abraçar - To cuddle, to hug

· Acariciar - To caress, to stroke

· Arraulir-se - To snuggle

· Assaborir - To taste

· Besar - To kiss

· Bufar - To blow

· Despullar-se - To undress, to strip, to take your clothes off, to get your kit off*

· Embolicar-se amb algú - To make out

with someone

· Estimular - To stimulate

· Fer fist-fucking - To fist/do fisting

· Fer pessigolles tickle

· Fer un massatge - To massage

· Fregar - To rub

· Incitar, provocar - To tease

· Llepar - To lick

· Mossegar - To bite

· Olorar - To smell

· Posar el dit - To finger

· Rascar - To scratch

· Tocar - To touch

· Xuclar - To suck sexe oral oral sex

· To go down on someone

· Cunnilingus, cunt-lapping*, to eat pussy*, to eat out, face-sitting, to lick someone out, muff-diving, pearl-diving*, rug munching*

· Fellatio, cocksucking*, deep-throat, face-fucking*, to give a blow job/bj*, to give head*, to play the skin flute*, to suck off*

· Teabagging* Introduir els testicles de la parella a la boca vocabulari vocabulary masturbació masturbation n

· Masturbació - Masturbation, self-pollution*

· Fantasiejar - To fantasise

· Masturbar-se - To masturbate, to pleasure oneself

· Tocar-se - To touch oneself

Els noms i els verbs que presentem tot seguit s’acostumen a fer servir per parlar de la masturbació masculina - The nouns and verbs below are generally used to describe male masturbation.

· Fer-se una palla - To bash the bishop*, to beat off*, to beat one’s meat*, to choke the chicken*, to jack off*, to jerk off*, to knock one off*, to shake a soda*, to spank the monkey*, to toss off*, to wank (off)*, to whack off*

· Palla - A five knuckle shuffle*, a hand job*, a hand shandy*, a tug job*, a wank*, a Tommy Tank* n

· Autoamor avançat vanced self-love

· Autofel·lació to-fellation

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vocabulari vocabulary

FER-HO

DOING IT la primera vegada the first time sexe segur safe sex

· Desflorar - To deflower

· Desvirgar - To pop your cherry

· Perdre la virginitat - To lose your

virginity

· Prendre la virginitat - To take a maidenhead

· Trencar a algú - To break someone in*

· Fer servir un condó - To use a condom

· Fer servir protecció - To use protection

· Posar-se un impermeable - To wear a <

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